This Is The Army Mr. Jones Words and music by Irving Berlin 1942 This is the Army Mr. Jones, No private rooms or telephones, You had your breakfast in bed before, But you wont have it there any more. This is the Army Mr.Green, We like the barracks nice and clean, you had a housemaid to clean your floor, but she wont help you out any more. Do what the buglers command, They're in the army and not in a band. This is the Army Mr Brown, You and your baby went to town. She had you worried but this is war, and she wont worry you any more. I Left my Heart at the Stagedoor Canteen by:Irving Berlin I left my heart at the stagedoor canteen. I left it there with a girl named Eileen, I kept her serving doughnuts till all she had were gone, I kept her serving doughnuts till she caught on. I must go back to the Army routine, and every doughboy knows what that will mean, A soldier boy without a heart, has two strikes on him from the start, and my heart's at the stagedoor canteen.